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DRIVE THRU - FAST FAITH

The Heathen Jimmy Lovechild specializes in

‘Hi-Gauge/Spiritual Enlightenment’

With his unique time-saving skills, the Heathen Jimmy will transform your old invalid religious doctrine with his new superior Drive Thru - Fast Faith Method.

Guaranteed total success in less than thirty seconds or your money back.

What is Hi-Gauge/Spiritual Enlightenment?

The next generation of mobile ideology is here. Never before has spirituality been so easy, and easy to fit into your active lifestyle.

There is a prayer package to suit everyone from the ‘Know Frills’ and ‘Easy Touch Up’ to the ‘Super 3G-Full Sheet’ with Tireless Lordband.

Say goodbye to old fashioned out-dated religion and then, say hello to ‘Hi-Gauge/SE’.    

Why do we need to change religion?

There has never been a better time to question your current religious beliefs and their imposed restrictions.Mainstream religions aren’t working together happily.

War, greed and corruption have made them very unappealing to most honest people.

How can Hi-Gauge/Spiritual Enlightenment help us?

There isn’t enough time to become caught up in long and tiring religious worship.

The new modern devotee requires different priorities compared with ancient times before the invention of the computer and the Fast Faith Method.

Can everybody use the Fast Faith Method?

Now is the time we can be free with ‘Hi-Gauge/SE’! Simply ask for the full service as you order at the Drive Thru window.

The Heathen Jimmy just can’t wait to tell you about this incredible new Fast Faith Method.

Create your own sophisticated awareness with just a few simple steps.

Recognize the untruths and short comings of fake mainstream dogmas.

Feel your brain become less burdened with old gobble-dee-goop.

Discover a whole new sector of your subliminal consciousness.

Give your fresh mind greater cosmic insight and perceptive power.

Imagine never feeling guilty again about neglecting your commitment to the divine and holy.

Benefit from the guidance and wisdom of the Heathen as he blesses you with ‘Hi-Gauge/SE’.

Satisfy your total Spiritual needs and you will want to tell others about this amazing offer.

Will Fast Faith be the best choice for us?

You will receive a bonus for every new member of the flock that you invite.

Ask about the free giveaways and there’s a chance \

you could be the new Messiah!

What are you praying for?

Where have all the followers gone?

SEE YOU AT THE NEW FAST FAITH DRIVE THRU!

Start a ‘Hi-Gauge/Spiritual Enlightenment’ franchise in your neighbourhood today!

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